An educational excerpt on Discordian Magick–Think you can figure it?

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    Okay, this is a discussion on magick, eh? Whoa, like,
    conjuring demons, throwing hexes, and predicting the futunre?
    Manipulation of the Hodge/Podge to TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION?! No.
    First off, any demons that might be around aren’t gonna waste time
    with Discordians (they’re after the Greyfaced Religions, ’cause
    the guilt they can lay on them…). Throwing hexes is painful, and
    bad for the joints. And if you are worried about the future, and
    world domination, then you have no business trying out magick
    anyway. So, like, what is Discordian magick, eh? Okay, Discordian
    Magick is a way in which the Discordian practicing it (called a
    Phool) to either add to or create Eristic Vibes or to deflect or
    destroy Aneristic Vibes.
    Some Terms:
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    Vibes: Psycho-emotional energy given off be humans and other
    creatures.
    Eristic: Pertaining to Eris; pertaining to chaos in general.
    Aneristic: Against Eris; pertaining to order in general.
    Phool: one who is aware of the presence an actions of Vibes
    and uses Discordian Magick to manipulate the same
    Face: An aspect of Discordian Magick; the category of magick
    Nature: The end-product of Discordian Magick
    Hodge: The pseudo-Zen force of Order in the world
    Podge: The pseudo-Zen force of Chaos in the world
    The Doctrine: things have a tendency to work out ok in the end
    Ju-Ju: The “aftershocks” of Discordian Magick; the long-term
    effects.
    The Sacred Chao: The image of the Hodge and Podge.
    Greyface: One who unconsciously generates Aneristic Vibes.
    THEM: A group who consciously generates Aneristic Vibes;
    Phools gone Greyface.
    Discordian: One who unconsciously generates Eristic Vibes.
    Norm: A normal, vibe-unaware, guy-on-the-street. Typically
    Aneristic, due to the great amount of ambient Aneristic Vibes
    in the world.
    Vibes: what they be.
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    Okay, vibes are like energy which is given off by all
    creatures. You may know of Vril or Kirlian Aura or Alpha Waves or
    some other nonsense. Vibes may or may not be them, its really not
    important. What IS important is that they exist, and if they
    exist, then they can be manipulated and created and destroyed.
    (Destroying waves can be bad Ju-ju. Be careful.) How do we know
    vibes are there? Because, if you open up, you can feel them.
    You’re being hit by them all the time, just most people aren’t
    aware of them. Next time someone is being extremely chaotic,
    notice how that person’s actions and presence affect you… the
    same for someone being extremely ordered. Sometimes, the vibes
    can change your mood, your attitude, even y our health. So, now
    that I know the vibes are there, what can I do with them? Okay,
    eh? So, there are two basic kinds of vibes: Eristic and Aneristic.
    Eristic Vibes are pulses of chaotic energy, while Aneristic Vibes
    are pulses of ordered energy… this means the fundamental
    concepts of chaos and order, not the waves themselves. (I.E. if
    vibes have a structure, both Eristic and Aneristic probably have
    the same structure. It is the kind of energy which differs, not
    the structure.)Eristic Vibes USUALLY cause Chaos, Discord and
    Confusion (the first three Faces (q.v.)) and Aneristic Vibes
    USUALLY cause Beurocracy and Aftermath (the last two Faces). I say
    USUALLY because, like most things, there are several occasions
    when the five will cross over. A Phool must learn to appreciate
    the spinning of the Chao, and the counter-push-pull of the Hodge
    and Podge, and learn when Eristic Vibes are needed, and when
    Aneristic Vibes are needed. As a very general rule, the world
    needs more Eristic Vibes… there are far more Greyfaces in the
    world than there are Discordians.

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    Procedure for Discordian magick:
    1. Get hand lotion.
    2. Jerk off furiously
    3. Claim you’re enlightened
    4. Wipe hands on pants, repeat as necessary

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    Sorry don’t True .. you need to know ”WHY” WHAT IF” and WHY l’m l here?

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    F’nord

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